February 2012
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Anonymous asked: stuck like pizza
One more stanza
I just got a call that they want to alter my performance for Sunday and make me do the entire poem. Cool. Thanks for letting me know a month later and a week before the show. I feel comfortable.
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It was a metaphor
motoroboto replied to your post: Can someone just come sit with me until my phone rings
I was totally with you and ready to volunteer until you got to that whole hand holding part. holding hands is gross. Sorry. Count me out.
If you touch me I’ll scream “fire”
Rejection
After about 4 weeks of rejection and things that seem out of reach I’m feeling a little tired and anxious. It gets to you. Not to say I’m down or sad, I think my confidence level is just wavering which is a new feeling for me. Trying to find a new job and start something is rough because you’re putting yourself out there, hand open, please take me in, and waiting for someone to...
Can someone just come sit with me until my phone...
I can’t take it anymore. I just want someone to hold my hand and walk me through the week. I don’t wanna be the strong girl anymore. I need a break for now.
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From The Trip
We stayed a few days in a small town in central Illinois. The town had 1 restaurant and an old abandoned factory. It had it’s own religion. Mainly just fields, wind, and silent. Here are some quotes & moments from the trip:
-“Whoa, that truck is swerving” “He’s getting blown” “…HAHAHA yeah, that’ll make you swerve.” “Oh ew,...
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Someone wrote a country song about me
I’m serious, I’ll post it later.
I'm back
and I’m not going back to see what you posted. I lost some followers. This is my post so far. I have a few drafts ready to release. Stay tuned. I have jokes.
“I’m talking about making out and you’re worried about the french...”
– Dylansp
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“Sometimes he has a little star wand and hat. Who is this diva”
– Amanda, talking about Kirby (via dylansp)
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“I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via luellaloves)
Established Reasons Why Half My Head Is Shaved
1. I was thinking about playing the violin/fiddle-it just seemed like I should get the hair out of the way first.
2. Miserable explosion in a lab one day left me this way.
3. I fell asleep on a goat
4. A very Looney Tunes moment
5. My friend said, “when will you let me shave your head?” and I said, “I don’t care, do it now.”
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Bitches part II
motoroboto replied to your post: I have Bitches Ain’t Shit stuck in my head, again
Dre or Ben Folds? (both are equally acceptable, I’m just curious)
Ben Folds, I wasn’t going to get specific so that EVERYONE could just believe what they wanted to believe and liked me more because of it, but I’m thinking Ben folds.
I have Bitches Ain't Shit stuck in my head, again
It’s my motivational song.
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Divide
I don’t know what matters in the world. I know what matters to me. I don’t know which of those things would lead me to real success, but I’m going to just go with what matters to me and get where I’m going. Seems like the world doesn’t really know what’s up anyway.
I’ll flop this idea around a bit more, though. Peer pressure.
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I miss Boromir
whoa
today is going well. Once i get outside I’ll be all “best day.” (Aside from overwhelming stress and the feeling of being frozen and stuck for life. Many things running through my head. oh my goodness make them stop)
That age
I was waiting for the freight train to crawl over the road with a van of kids in front of me. One, a small boy, looking sticky, turned to watch me through the back window. I waved. There was no reason not to wave, we weren’t going anywhere. He waved back and stuck his tongue out at me. I nodded. I have no idea where that kid was going, but my immediate thought was you have no idea how lucky...
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It's not that I don't like anons.
I find them friendly and slightly exciting. I just wanted to explain I’m much more likely to give you a real answer if I see your face. Clearly me and the dating show never would have worked out. My sarcasm would have gotten the best of me. I’d go zany. I’d never get the date.
But let’s face it, no one WANTED the date and the audience made half the decision.
Ugh
I did not want this day to happen.
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